Sarcastic Sonnets: Volume II – Author John E Nichols

Another set of 40 sarcastic sonnets for saints and sinners to enjoy. remember that there are no moral lessons, but good old fashion humor.

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Sample:

Sarcastic Sonnet #45

I think I am too fast for a Cheetah.

Those spots of gloom do not scare my good Yah.

I say me and Cheetah race across land

that’s green with resistant, stumble grass plan:

That Cheetah needs all the help he can get

To beat me in this race for glory’s hit.

We both come to the starting line of wit:

Three, two, one, go, and we’re off-kinda spit.

One of us got dust in our eyes to cheat,

and the other was long gone kin the heat–

I let the cheetah win; indeed I did.

I would have won if it wasn’t this dust bid.

Just goes to know that animals cheat too

In race for summer games in dome in zoo.