First of many volumes of sarcastic humor to make sinners and saints laugh. Don’t expect any moral lesson, but enjoyment for those who have the heart to lighten up and enjoy life.
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Sample:
Sarcastic Sonnet #1
I watched the sea on sand and seat to sip;
My age has no concept without boring hip:
This speedo’s tight on me to woo my wife–
If she was not afraid for her own life.
I like believing I have it all good
Even though I’m fat and drunk without food.
I guess the salt sea wants to punch me here
To leave no bruise the waves do give, my dear:
My feet do shake from cold water ashore,
Global warming brought water to neck’s whore–
If only I was drunk today to see
That this illusion was so real to pee
Decisions; decisions: to sit? To stand?
I’m too old to sit, and too young to stand.